*
Luau sat with Brooke at bedtime. He tucked her in and got ready to read No, David for the seven thousandth time.
She snuggled with her Jesus doll and made a declaration.
“Jesus is my husband.”
“Really, Brooke?” Luau stuttered. “That’s um, great.”
(Ed note .. She’s been working on figuring out husbands and wives recently. I’m pretty sure there’s not a lot of deeper meaning in this, so let’s not start calling her Sister Brooke just yet, OK?)
She sat quietly with her – uh - husband for a moment, then said, “Hey, Dad! Jesus and I have big news!!!”
Luau braced himself.
“What’s that, little one?”
She and Jesus made their announcement.
…
“Noggin is now Nick Jr!”
…
“Yes it is, Brooke,” Luau said as he breathed a sigh of relief and gratefully launched into the seven thousandth reading of No, David.
*
The happy couple
*

Okay clearly she has your sense of humor….too funny.
S~
Yep. And that’s how we figure it out.
Oh to have been a fly on the wall to see the look on Luau’s face *right before* she made the announcement! Bwahahahahaha! PRICELESS.
you and me both. cracked me up when he told me the story. we’re both very proud of our new son-in-law. of course, he’s no doctor, but you give the guy a loaf of bread, you wouldn’t believe what he can do. (snort)
Ha ha hahahahaaha! Oh that’s HILARIOUS!
I’m not often at a loss for words. I can’t seem to get them out but I’m definitely laughing inside.
Love you,
Mom
The whole Jesus adventures….hilarious. I LOVE it!
for those of you who don’t know karla, i’d like to introduce you.
she is not only one of my favorite people, she also happens to be a pastor.
(that means it’s ok to laugh at the jesus posts cause all the cool pastors are doin it.)
I love the comments that come out of her mouth! How cool that you’re friends with a pastor who sees the humor in this!
karla is the best of the best. she has a blog of her own called amazing bongos. on the very top of the home page is the following explanation for the name.
“the drum”
daddy says the world is
a drum tight and hard
and i told him
i’m gonna beat
out my own rhythm
-nikki giovanni
oretty much says it all. but if not, here’s a post i wrote a while ago about a conversation she started. if you don’t love her after that, i got nuthin here for you.
http://adiaryofamom.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/god-makes-a-house-call/
(there’s a link to her in the post)
LOLOLOLOL
Classic gold, out of the mouths of babes
IS HE JEWISH?!!
I’m new to your blogs and I absolutely love your sense of humor. But can I just say, your daughter is ridiculously gorgeous! She is so beautiful!!!
Oh, honey. You and I are gonna get along just fine. Stay a while.
(Thank you!)
This post just made my day! Love it!
This made me smile, love the photo too!
I just can’t get enough!
I suppose there are worse boys out there should could want to marry? I am thinking in her teen years you may be wishing she was still feeling the love Jesus LOL She is soooo funny!
That’s about what I was thinking — you could do a whole lot worse than to set your sights on a fellow who’s all about love!
this one made me laugh out loud, thank you
Love it, and BTW, I buy that Jesus is her husband.
Awww Jess!! I know I am irreverent, but I’m thinking your son in law is too! That was the point— be ye real!!
Be ye real.
I
LOVE
THAT
(see, told you she was cool.)
HA! Love it!
Love this!! Brooke is a charmer, I tell ya! Beautiful, funny and she knows how to pick a husband!